Hip Hop eJay is fantastic. Observe the mighty songs created with it.
What happens when a teacher who can barely organise a desk change tries to organise a room change? We all end up going to Lab 8 instead of room 8, doing two laps of the school, splitting up and Adam coming in through the window. Robots, eh? Can't be doing with them, can we?
Also, looking at a certain guestbook of a certain page, it seems that there used to be a Yeti teaching biology at KHS. A very interesting story was there as well, with inappropriate bits removed and/or censored in [comments]:
"An ex student at [KHS] and now an ex-pat living in [censored]. Our class graduated 1986, and the maths teacher then was the famous [Farmer Funstop]. My best memory from the maths classroom was with [somebody]. [Farmer Funstop] was annoyed at his "golf game" watch and should confiscate it. [somebody] put it down his trousers and said "take it". Cheers from the arctic! [damn, that's blown it...]"
New Page:
Ripped Jip Script 2
Modifications:
2 real mp3's on the Songs page
ControlBox v0.00014
Flammability: 100%
Matchay's Spaoked: 47,996
WinUAE will, as of version 0.8.8 support the AGA chipset! Sort of. If that means anything to you then great, becuase it means we can play all our old A1200 games again. But it's not out. Yet.
The apartheid in the library has a reached a stage where each student is only allowed one slot of time each week. This fails to work almost as much as segregation into boys and girls days. We estimate that something in the region of £200,000 is going to waste on unused computers. That could buy a penny chew for every kid in the country. Oh well.
And finally, after working their way up through the Scum groups (probably not for much want of a better word), they held the final Elite meeting today. Except it wasn't quite. Subtlely self-pitiful jokes and lack of life in the room aside, it was mainly about revision techniques. Which was dull, to say the least.
New Page:
RPSE Exams
Modifications:
New bit on School vs. Reality
Geography Lessons Wasted: 95%
Number of Words Copied: 7,159,023
Opera and IE3 versions (albeit VERY cut down) of Control Box are avaiLable, meaning that those 'browsers' can still use certain features of the site. Perhaps they'll get better, but not until at least the Easter Holidays.
The Old DOK was brought into school yesterday (quite which school it was is unbeknownst to most people). Surviving from the 8th year, it was extremely foul, and plans to integrate it into the New DOK Lab Juice were scrapped, after deciding that it was best left well alone.
You may also have noticed the new format of this main page. It helps keep the page length down and provides an easy way to find out what's changed and to see the latest interesting statistics.
Modifications:
GCSE altered
ControlBox v0.00013
DOKStock info updated
Chemistry Lessons Left: 8
Hairs on Jimmé's Head: 42
Please excuse me, as it is obvious that only completely aut militaristic people would use a particular phrase in the following sentence: To maintain a whiter than white appearance (possibly in court), I suggest you read section 9, paragraph (b) of the EULA again. Just for fun y'know?
Plus the customary large number of things have been fixed, plus small alterations to pages such as Elite and School vs. Reality.
Who knows? Perhaps Free-Online will have got around to actually displaying this web site by now. If they haven't, then read the new Soaps page (and the School vs. Reality page, for that matter) and wallow in the glorious new Cast List, absolutely not complete with cartoons. Not that you can, or anything.
From what I understand, all Elites will be getting pulled out of the lessons they're good at in order to receive 'special' training, according to the government. Fortunately, our area is saved from that particular fate, as it only applies to inner city comprehensives. Although the outer city comprehensives are losing just as much money, meaning just as many staff layoffs and subject cuts.
ControlBox can also do the keyword thing now, meaning you don't need to go to the login page any more. But you can if you want. Two new pages - Good Things and the Postbox.
Internet Explorer 5 is out, but I can't reccomend it yet (or perhaps ever) because I've not been bothered to download it. As soon as I have, though, you must HEED MY JUDGEMENT on it. If you do want judgement, then I say the Epson Stylus Color 640 is good, especially on that (prohibitively) expensive glossy paper. However, Toshiba Libretto's be damned because of their bitty neither-here-nor-thereness.
And I hear there'll be a DOKStock ßeta on the second weekend of the Easter Holidays. That's next weekend.
The official cartoonist has agreed to commit every member of staff to paper in aid of the cast list, soon to be avaiLable to all. Most links that were broken as a result of changing to free-online have been fixed now. I'll finish transcripting the sounds over the Easter Holidays, and hopefully the 6-hours of Ofsted week will be done by then.
Back once again for the renegade website, with a new server and a newly renewed willingness to fight pedagogical bigoted archaism with something resembling legal action. Anybody can access this page from anywhere now, if they are allowed to. A reminder: if you're not allowed to, please feel free to leave now or forever be damned in hell, condemned as a liar (as defined by the starting page). And if you don't believe in that kind of thing, then I suppose you're damned by default. Sorry.
ControlBox has, as of now, got a built in Magic Eight Ball. Hooray! etc! And a translator function. And there are new pages to the public yearbook - You and Manifesto.
With no more tech project, you're going to have to amuse yourselves by poking fun at something. I suggest you start with this site, as people seem to have forgotten that I want to be told about all the problems there are here. Of course, some problems can't be fixed, but I can try.
We are in the last 10 Chemistry lessons ever. Counting down, they will get exponentially worse (in terms of behaviour) with each passing lesson, and we've already set a pretty tough standard to beat with this first lesson. And remember - fight the vicious apartheid that can be found in the library and other participating computer rooms near you.
Oh dear. 10 days to go. You can't possibly know how relieved I'll be when it's the 19th. The site is now entirely ControlBox reliant, the bottom bit having been banished forever, and the counter moved to the menu. Notes now appear in an alert box rather than in the bottom frame, which is much faster.
Code is now less ripxxor friendly, in some places, but it's still quite possible to view it, and that is highly encouraged - to learn only, though. Two more songs can be found now (both courtesy of Garbage originals), and Lame People has appeared from somewhere. The site is also now accessible from IE3, although it asks some searching questions that you mustn't lie to, otherwise you'll probably be a teacher who isn't allowed to see KHS. And hopefully, KHS will be a corporate empire soon with a complete monopoly on the truthful yearbooks sector.
The Control Box is slightly more stable than it's first incarnation, but is still far from browser friendly. The only browser it works properly on is IE4/5, which is unfortunate. IE3 has serious problems when using modern (or even any) javascript.
DOKstock gained some semi-official backing, or rather, some official semi-backing. The details are on the page.
Hooray. It's not a leap day. The design of this site is reaching a more stable version. Like this news bit, for example. A few new bits in the Dictionary and the return of Library. Keenin' ASCII art at the bottom, with some real Vinné's book inspired art. In fact, real photo rippage from Vinné's book. Interest in a DOK revival is growing. Two more AOL CD's collected. We baitly missed the anniversay of the lynz by two minutes. A couple of minutes before, we were talking about it, then we got distracted, and by the time it was over, it was five past ten. One year to go, then...